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was watching the sun rise and the sky was cool nd red and then i started running around yelping coz everything went pink and blue
Me whenever I have to dress nice for an event
venusaur can dance real funky look at it go
ants are pretty nice for bringing food to their fat mom who lives in the ground
to solve the economic crisis i’m making my own currency. it’s called Cool Points and only cool people like jocks are allowed to use them. no nerds are allowed to use this currency and this will help because as we already know all rich people are nerds and slowly we will phase them out of the economy alltogether
The economic crisis has been fueled by fiat currency, which is in essence a currency that isn’t backed by anything, your cool points are backed only and exclusively by your opinion of what constitutes cool, so it would be an utter failure.
well it looks like someone isn’t going to be allowed to use Cool Points. nerd.
my favorite method of studying is crying a little and hoping for the best right before the test
i wanted to pee colors so i put food color in my urethra and it DIDNT WORK!!! IT JUST HURT AND NOW MY PENIS IS STAINED BLUE
Be careful, Izze
SORRY!!!!!! I JUST GET SO BORED WHEN I PEE THERE HAS TO BE A WAY TO MAKE IT MORE FUN. SICK AND GOD DAMN TIRED OF THE SAME PEE EVERY DAY
How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies